The Dongers Club – 8/25

WEATHER All clear   KYLE HARRISON (DK: $9500) PAUL SKENES (DK: $9000) Call it the PETCO air, call it being naive.  Skenes is your top pick tonight beating out or at least equaling Gavin Williams.  I’ll buy low on a good start but the only fear is they are 100% going to limit him. ADRIAN HOUSER (DK: $5700) Cheap and of course the Reds have no homer power in San Francisco.   ADDITIONAL PITCHER DEEP THOUGHTS Nola vs Kirby is not the slide back to a low scoring game.  They’ll have another mid-high scoring game tonight and then finish it off with a quiet pitchers duel tomorrow between …. *checks notes* …. Jesus Luzardo and Bryan Woo.  Damnit, I was hoping it was Painter. Believe it or not, Chris Bassitt will pitch well vs a lefty heavy Cardinals lineup.  But not well enough.   DODGERS Poor Bryce Elder.  LA is going to wake up with a beating on Elder. Max Muncy (LAD) Kyle Tucker Shohei Ohtani Mookie Betts Tommy Edman   ROYALS These fuckers either come in as chalk and score 8 runs when you don’t have them or they come in and score 1 run off a 9th inning Carter Jensen homer.  Just be comfortable with either outcome. Carter Jensen Vinnie Pasquantino Bobby Witt Jr. Kyle Isbel   PHILS / MARINERS Trea Turner Kyle Schwarber Josh Naylor   CATCHER Carter Jenson J.T. Realmuto Carson Kelly   FIRST BASE Shohei Ohtani Vinnie Pasquantino Josh Naylor   SECOND BASE Tommy Edman Jeff McNeil Jazz Chisholm Jr.   THIRD BASE Max Muncy (LAD) Kazuma Okamoto Coby Mayo   SHORTSTOP Bobby Witt Jr. Trea Turner JJ Wetherholt – A good mid range option here now that he has SS.   OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore Kyle Tucker Cody Bellinger Kyle Schwarber Kyle Isbel   OUTFIELD – TIER II Dominic Canzone Turner Hill Max Kepler Drew Gilbert   Cody Bellinger – OF – New York Yankees – Chairman of The Dongers Club Kyle Schwarber – OF – Phillies Kyle Isbel – OF – Royals Shohei Ohtani – 1B – Dodgers Tommy Edman – 2B – Dodgers Trea Turner – SS – Phillies Coby Mayo – 3B – Orioles Carter Jensen – C – Royals BONUS …. Kaz Okamoto – 3B – Blue Jays   BETTING CARD Royals / Blue Jays OVER 8.5 Dodgers / Braves OVER 8.5 Pirates / Padres UNDER 7.5 Phils / Mariners…...