MLB · July 29, 2026

The Dongers Club – July 29th (Main)

WEATHER All Clear   Cam Schlittler (DK: $10,800) This is too right of a spot to not use him today. Emerson Hancock (DK: $7800) and Eric Lauer (DK: $6500) I cannot wait for these two nimwits to fuck around and get into a mid-tier not that good battle tonight where both are going to let a runner get on in the first 3 innings only to pull a rabbit out of their hat and get out of the jam each time.  These two are the new bullwinkle’s in that regard, and this is a Bullwainkle game.  A special shout out to the OG Dongers Club readers if they remember who the original Bullwinkle pitcher is/was because I don’t think I have used this GIF in a very, very, long time.   ALSO DONT MIND Chris Sale:  1B with Schlittler Brady Singer:  Jose Ramirez Homer just like Trea Turner homer earlier today is pretty clear.  Beyond that though I see a good Singer start tonight.   ASTROS Altuve has to homer tonight, he just has too.  I know you hate that kinda analysis, but … Seriously.  Grayson Rodriguez is 6’5 and contrary to popular belief, I guess they really do stack shit that high. Jose Altuve Yordan Alvarez LaMonte Wade Jr. REDS Sal Stewart Eugenio Suarez   ALSO LIKE Cubs, Cardinals, Royals and self-torture   CATCHER Jonah Heim Tyler Stephenson Yainer Diaz   FIRST BASE Salvador Perez Sal Stewart LaMonte Wade Jr   SECOND BASE Jose Altuve Nico Hoerner Kody Clemens   THIRD BASE Jose Ramirez Eugenio Suarez Isaac Paredes   SHORTSTOP Elly De La Cruz Jacob Wilson Jeremy Pena   OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore Yordan Alvarez Jac Caglianone Ian Happ Jordan Walker     Jose Altuve – 2B – Houston Astros – Chairman of The Dongers Club Jose Ramirez – 3B – Guardians Sal Stewart – 1B – Reds Jac Caglianone – OF – Royals Jacob Wilson – SS – Athletics Yordan Alvarez – OF – Astros   BETTING CARD Astros / Angels OVER 9.5 Mariners / Dodgers UNDER 9.5 Royals ML… Membership Required You must be a member to access this content. View Membership Levels Already a member? Log in here...

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