WEATHER
All Clear
Cam Schlittler (DK: $10,800)
This is too right of a spot to not use him today.
Emerson Hancock (DK: $7800) and Eric Lauer (DK: $6500)
I cannot wait for these two nimwits to fuck around and get into a mid-tier not that good battle tonight where both are going to let a runner get on in the first 3 innings only to pull a rabbit out of their hat and get out of the jam each time. These two are the new bullwinkle’s in that regard, and this is a Bullwainkle game. A special shout out to the OG Dongers Club readers if they remember who the original Bullwinkle pitcher is/was because I don’t think I have used this GIF in a very, very, long time.
ALSO DONT MIND
- Chris Sale: 1B with Schlittler
- Brady Singer: Jose Ramirez Homer just like Trea Turner homer earlier today is pretty clear. Beyond that though I see a good Singer start tonight.
ASTROS
Altuve has to homer tonight, he just has too. I know you hate that kinda analysis, but … Seriously. Grayson Rodriguez is 6’5 and contrary to popular belief, I guess they really do stack shit that high.
- Jose Altuve
- Yordan Alvarez
- LaMonte Wade Jr.
REDS
- Sal Stewart
- Eugenio Suarez
ALSO LIKE
- Cubs, Cardinals, Royals and self-torture
CATCHER
- Jonah Heim
- Tyler Stephenson
- Yainer Diaz
FIRST BASE
- Salvador Perez
- Sal Stewart
- LaMonte Wade Jr
SECOND BASE
- Jose Altuve
- Nico Hoerner
- Kody Clemens
THIRD BASE
- Jose Ramirez
- Eugenio Suarez
- Isaac Paredes
SHORTSTOP
- Elly De La Cruz
- Jacob Wilson
- Jeremy Pena
OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore
- Yordan Alvarez
- Jac Caglianone
- Ian Happ
- Jordan Walker
- Jose Altuve – 2B – Houston Astros – Chairman of The Dongers Club
- Jose Ramirez – 3B – Guardians
- Sal Stewart – 1B – Reds
- Jac Caglianone – OF – Royals
- Jacob Wilson – SS – Athletics
- Yordan Alvarez – OF – Astros
BETTING CARD
- Astros / Angels OVER 9.5
- Mariners / Dodgers UNDER 9.5
- Royals ML