The Dongers Club – July 29th (Early)

WEATHER All clear but Kyle Schwarber’s hangover is still lingering so he is out once again today for the Phillies.   AJ Smith-Shawver is back and pitching the first game of the Braves/Mets double-header.  No, do not touch.  Meanwhile we have Jesus Luzardo back in Miami against the Fish and Tarik Skubal making maybe his last start in Detroit? Tark Skubal (DK: $11,000):  The wind and reverse blowout theory is in play here.  But for sure Skubal is going one of two paths today.  He’s going full scorched earth with a 14 strikeout performance or he is getting absolutely fucking hammered and pulled by the 2nd inning.  I’m leaning on the fuck you Orioles game and going against two of my own theories here (Detroit wind & reverse blowout theory).  Send help. Eduardo Rodriguez (DK: $8000):   Zona gets a home run from Max Kepler and wins this game. Ryan Gusto (DK: $5500):   Trea Turner lead off solo HR and then the Phillies continue to look hammered and drunk at the plate in South Beach.  It’s him or Litell for cheap to pair with Skubal.   This is a one off slate.  Start your lineup with Turner + Kepler and then pick a team to stack around them.  For me, I think I’m gonna roll with Atlanta destroying Manaea and then the Mets burning their pen early. BRAVES:   How are they not going to rip apart Manaea?  Day game in Citi Field baby.  Lets go.   CATCHER Liam Hicks Keibert Ruiz Yohel Pozo   FIRST BASE Vladimir Guerrero Jr:  Why the hell is he $5,000?  He sucks.  Why the hell is he still the cover graphic on the positional breakdown?  He sucks.  Ah, shit, he’s homering today. Matt Olson   SECOND BASE Ozzie Fucking Albies Ketel Marte Xavier Edwards   THIRD BASE Austin Riley Kazuma Okamoto Nolan Arenado   SHORTSTOP Trea Turner:  3-5, 1 HR, 1 Triple and 2 Errors CJ Abrams   OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore Max Kepler James Wood Ronald Acuna Jr. Matt Vierling   Trea Turner – SS – Philadelphia Phillies – Chairman of The Dongers Club Ozzie Albies – 2B – Braves Max Kepler – OF – Diamondbacks Matt Vierling – OF – Tigers   BETTING CARD Braves ML Diamondbacks ML Marlins ML… Membership Required You must be a member to access this content. View Membership Levels Already a member? Log in here...