There are 8 games on the main slates tonight and why are you here reading this? How much of a MLB degenerate are you my man (or woman) to be playing this in late September with some cold and rainy spots.
Actually, there’s quite a bit of drama tonight. So here’s the run down…
Cubs at Pirates
Hayden Wesneski vs Mitch Keller. If that isn’t bringing the fans out to the ballpark on a 60 degree September night with wind blowing out to right and a chance of rain then I don’t know what will my friends.
This game is most definitely going to have 23 runs scored in it though and how do you not load up on Esteban Quiroz for 2100 from the Cubs.
Blue Jays at Rays
Sweet, a game that’s actually entertaining if you can get past the horrible stadium they’ll be in. Jose Berrios is going to pitch lights out, he is the #1 pitcher on this slate and will get run support from Vlad (x2) and Teoscar.
Brewers at Reds
Two pitchers with high strikeout upside in a park that is HR friendly with a wind tunnel out to RCF. Do not use either pitcher as this game does have 4+ HR in it.
Astros at Orioles
Finally we have Houston in Cam…. Wait, the damn wall. Son of a …
Red Sox at Yankees
Hold up, Hold Up…. Judge gets to go for 61 and 62 this weekend at home against … Boston?
Braves at Phillies
Fried against Suarez. Hide the worms.
Guardians at White Sox
Dear Chicago, please report to the tee box, thank you. Shane Bieber is going to mow them down in a pitchers duel with Johnny Cueto. Fun times.
Diamondbacks at Dodgers
I have questions …
Is this that 7 game series? Are they done playing yet?
Is Christian Walker going to hit 2 HR?
Has Julio Urias murdered more people than Jesse Chavez?
Are they related?
Do the Diamondbacks have enough dudes with big time suburban white boy lacrosse player names? Christian, Jordan, Daulton, Carson, Stone, Geraldo…. wait… what
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WEATHER
Cold and rainy but I think games will get in, these spots have some showers lingering. I do not expect any delays or PPD.
- Cubs/Pirates
- Astros/Orioles
- Braves/Phillies
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- Jose Berrios – My model has hated him all season long. All I can assume is that I have some hidden code from back in April that I put in to say “DONT GIVE BERRIOS A GOOD RATING”. This will be a nice off-season priority in late February for me to fix. Can someone add to their google calendar say for February 23rd to send me a DM to fix the Jose Berrios rating? Anywho, like him as #1 today for a cheap price.
- Shane Beiber
- Max Fried
- Johnny Cueto
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- Pirates / Cubs … Look, you opened the article, not me. So you gotta deal with the facts. And the facts are this one is good.
- Brewers
- Yankees
- Jays
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CATCHER
- Danny Jansen
- Jose Trevino
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FIRST BASE
- Vlad Guerrero Jr
- Trey Mancini
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SECOND BASE
- Zack McKinstry
- Gleyber Torres
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THIRD BASE
- KeBryan Hayes
- Rafael Devers
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SHORTSTOP
- Oneil Cruz
- Willy Adames
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OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore
- Teoscar Hernandez
- Some Judge Guy
- Ian Happ
- Kyle Tucker
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- Kyle Tucker – OF – Astros – Chairman of The Dongers Club
- Oneil Cruz
- Ian Happ
- Vlad Guerrero Jr
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CORE PLAYS
Jose Berrios
Oneil Cruz
Ian Happ
Kyle Tucker
BETTING PLAYS
Cubs/Pirates OVER 7.5
Jays + Yankees + Guardians ML Parlay
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