DAILY-AMBUSH · August 31, 2022

The Dongers Club – August 31st

Only nine games tonight to close out August…

Final Round of the August Dongers Club Contest:

https://www.draftkings.com/draft/contest/131072670

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WEATHER

All clear

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Kyle Wright

I believe Wright will out perform Cole tonight and for nearly 2k cheaper than deGrom he makes far more sense against a bad Rockies lineup.  So long as he can maybe avoid pitching to Ryan McMahon tonight.

You take the Blue Pill, and you take Jacob deGrom and all the donkey value….

You take the Red Pill, and we ride with the contrarian bats and the cheap SP2 choices tonight.  The choice is yours…

Anibal Sanchez

Both Anibal and Kaprielian are going to be considered value plays today and when you have two guys who are even take the one who is $1200 cheaper and also likely to strike out 2 more hitters.

Bailey Falter

Philly wins.  Falter is not as talented as his opponent Tommy Henry but he has had a longer cup of coffee in the majors and should know how to pitch around some trouble tonight.

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Other pitching notes

deGrom is fine yes but I would look at Tyler Anderson more in that game.

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Chicago Puke Sox

Insert a *GIF* here of some dude vomiting while taking a giant dump and you have my desire to really want to roll out Chicago today.  But I can’t help but take a bite out of the Andrus/Vaughn/Abreu/Eloy chalk fest which is going to allow lineups to build with deGrom and Cole or Wright today.  It cashes.  Does it win?  No, but it cashes.

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Seattle Mariners

Haniger, Suarez, France, J-Rod

Don’t confuse Tyler Anderson with Tyler Alexander and it’s Alexander who gets to face Julio, France, Haniger and Suarez to lead things off for the Mariners who are going to no doubt put up another good game today.

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Philadelphia Phillies

Segura, Bohm, Realmuto

Phillies win tonight.

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CATCHER

  1. Eric Du Haase Mich
  2. JT Realmuto
  3. MJ Melendez

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FIRST BASE

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  1. Nick Pratto
  2. Jose Abreu
  3. Andrew Vaughn

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SECOND BASE

  1. Jean Segura
  2. Jorge Polanco
  3. Trevor Story

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THIRD BASE

  1. Alec ….

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SHORTSTOP

It’s not that Elvis is going to go 4-5 with 2 doubles and a homer, it’s that Elvis is going to go 1-4 with a walk and two runs scored and your pitcher won’t be negative with him.

  1. Elvis Andrus
  2. Xander Bogaerts
  3. Nico Hoerner than Ron Jeremy

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OUTFIELD – Mt. Rushmore

  1. Mike Trout … Nobody will have Trout tonight because A: He is facing Cole and B: there are SP to pay for.  But my gut says he has a big night.
  2. Franmil Reyes
  3. Ronald Acuna Jr … Word on the street Ozzie is close to coming back, which means Acuna is gonna stop sucking soon.
  4. Julio Rodriguez

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OUTFIELD – Tier 2

  1. Nick Castellanos … 4-0 Phillies
  2. Mitchell Haniger
  3. Ian Happ
  4. Giancarlo Stanton

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OUTFIELD – Value

  1. Chad Pinder
  2. Hunter Dozier
  3. Victor Reyes
  4. Sam Haggerty

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  1. Alec Bohm – 3B – Phillies – Chairman of The Dongers Club
  2. Mike Trout – OF – Angels
  3. Franmil Reyes – OF – Cubs
  4. Julio Rodriguez – OF – Mariners
  5. Eric Haase – C – Tigers
  6. Andrew Vaughn – 1B – White Sox
  7. Nobody – SS
  8. Jorge Polanco – 2B – Twins
  9. BONUS ………… Eugenio Suarez – 3B – Mariners

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CORE PLAYS

Kyle Wright

Alec Bohm

Elvis Andrus

Franmil Reyes

… whether you decide to roll deGrom and more value or take my Mike Trout hits 2 homers call with a value SP is the choice I leave up to you.

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BETTING PLAYS

Cubs ML

Mariners/Tigers OVER 8.5

Mets ML

Angels ML

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