The Dongers Club Manifesto

Three years ago I put the Manifesto out there for the first time in an Audio format and I honestly do not know that I can ever put together that quality of an effort again so this will remain in written content for now.  Which basically means one night when I am drinking and can’t sleep and my wife has long gone to bed I’ll get some ADD bug up my ass and begin to convert this back into an audio format so you can listen to my Jim Nantz-esque euphonious vocals. Alright, we got one bullshit comment out of the way already as clearly I do not have Jim Nantz-esque vocals and yes I had go google how to...

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